When we moved
from the big city life to the mountains near Butte,
Montana to realize a life long dream of opening
the Fish Creek House B&B , I kept my eyes
open and my mouth shut and and paid very close
attention to other people's botchery. Personally,
I'd really rather watch someone else screw up
than have to do it myself.
What follows are 10 lessons
from my "now I know better" collection.
Perhaps these lessons learned will ease your transition
from the city to wilderness.
1. Know thyselves.
If you are a couple who bickers over which way
to hang the toilet paper roll, don't buy raw land.
The path from raw land to indoor plumbing is fraught
with hundreds, if not thousands, of decisions.
If you can't pull as a team over the little things,
how will your relationship survive decisions like
where to sink a well (that one can be worth, oh,
$20,000), where to put the kitchen, do we buy
or rent equipment, do we build a log house or
glue it up out of egg cartons? We built hte log
house to make our Bed and Breakfast dream come
true. We have several guys (one of our neighbors
included) sitting around our county amidst their
half-finished projects all by themselves because
the little woman couldn't handle it and ran off
mid-construction. On the other hand, we have another
neighbor couple who knew that they weren't cut
out for the house building process. They bought
undeveloped land and put a manufactured home on
it. Save your marriage (or whatever) and buy a
house.
2. Know thy neighbors.
You may be under the false impression that since
you are moving from more crowded to less crowded
conditions that you will have more privacy and
that neighbors matter less. Au contraire. When
looking at rural property, you will find yourself
driving down many a dirt road. If there is more
than one home on that road, it is a neighborhood,
like it or not. Look closely at the homes and
residents on that road. If your house catches
on fire or you hack your leg off with a chainsaw,
do you think you can depend on them to help? Fortunately
here on our road up to the Fish Creek House, we
have the greatest neighbors that\'d help you out
in the proverbial New York minute When we were
searching the great wilderness for our dream property,we
drove down some rural roads that actually triggered
the theme from Deliverance in the back of my brain.
Find some excuse to go chat up some of the neighbors
before you buy. Introduce yourself and ask them
how bad the winters are, whatever, just get a
feel for the folks you may have to trust with
your life and property.
3. Know thy driveway.
I rarely see this subject discussed, but in the
country, the length of your driveway can make
or break the whole experience. On the other hand,
our driveway is a winding 700 feet long. We can't
even see the road. We love it. But we also live
at about 3000 feet and see a lot of snow all winter.
This is OK with us because we have good plowing
gear and 4-wheel-drive cars. It also cost big
money to put gravel on that much driveway, which
is necessary in our area if you want to use your
driveway year-round. We have a neighbor who has
been out here for years who had to park at the
end of his driveway half the year due to the snow
and mud until just last year when he got a 4-wheel
drive. A long driveway is great for privacy and
air quality, but if you actually want to use it,
it will cost you.
4. Don't share.
If you are in such a hurry to move that the only
way you can afford it is to "go in on"
some property with another buyer, don't. This
is a recipe (pardon the pun) for disaster.
5. Kill some trees.
We are tree-huggers who moved to the
woods. As we wandered around gawking at all the
pretty trees, we decided where to build our first
building, a 24 x 40-foot shop. By now, we were
one with the trees and couldn't bear to part with
any of them, so we sited our shop where we could
take out the fewest trees. The trees were happy
but now along with Fish Creek running through
the property, we have a greenhouse for our organically
grown produce, a barn for our horses, round pen
and arena. So guests are welcome to bring their
equine companions.
6. Do the wave.
In the city, avoiding eye contact can be a survival
skill. Congeniality can get you shot, or at the
very least, panhandled. Not so in the country.
Out here, the wave is the primary social currency.
Wave at everybody, whether you know them or not.
If you see a guy standing by the road holding
an axe dripping with blood, smile and wave cheerily.
He might be butchering a deer and may choose to
share some with you. If you don't wave, you could
be Mother Theresa and everyone will think you
are growing something illegal in your basement.
Which leads me to . . . .
7. You will earn a reputation.
The reputation is a quaint concept that no longer
applies to the concrete jungle. You can be any
kind of scuzzball you want in the city and no
one cares. In fact, some people think it's cool
and they'll probably give you your own TV show.
Out here, you will earn a reputation whether you
are a hermit who only comes out once every five
years or the mayor. You can care about it or not,
but if you ever want to do business, or anything
else for that matter, your reputation will precede
you, so consider how you want to be known. Be
aware that anything you say will be held against
you and it will also be spread all over town.
8. Guns are part of
the culture. Guns are loud. In rural
America, people have guns and they shoot them.
You may no longer have freeway noise in your bedroom,
but it could sound like the Battle of Gettysburg
in hunting season. One of the newer residents
on our road is a pacifist-tree-hugger-gun-hater.We're
in great hunting territory and even have a shooting
range where our resident NRA instructor who also
tests guns and gives shooting clinics. People
travel far and wide to attend these as well as
to take advantage of having gunsmithing services
available . If you can't live with that concept
in a rural area, you might be happier either in
town, where everyone needs a toilet paper permit
to you-know-what, or on a road with (shudder)
codes and covenants. At least you know then that
your neighbor won't be raising hogs on the property
line and shooting them at three in the morning.
9. Pets-the good, the
bad, and the ugly. Out here in the hinterlands
the term pet food has a whole different meaning.
Sure, it's great to live someplace where Fido
can run free, but just remember, so do the Fido
eaters. Let's face it, most of us city transplants
grew up on a TV diet of articulate, well-dressed
animals. But in reality, cougars, coyotes, bears,
and even large predatory birds are all on the
lookout for a nice fat Fido or clueless cat to
snack on. While the thought of Yogi Bear pick-a-nicking
on my animal is too gruesome an image for me to
entertain, I've been here long enough to know
that the risk is part of the natural life of animals.
10. Electricity is not
a fact of life. It is the luck of the
draw. We provincials, especially we of the woodlands,
are the recipients of periodic phone and power
interruptions. Trees fall on lines, aliens sever
them with anti-matter beams. The utilities can
even go out for no apparent reason in the middle
of summer. Maybe it's just a drill. If you have
big, full freezers and no backup, you will be
having one heck of a steak feed that night. Go
with the flow, is the name of the game when you\'re
living the country life. Fortunately at the Fish
Creek House, we offer a combination of luxury
with a taste of the rugged outdoors.
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| About
the Author |
| Cyd Bus has
been an executive in the Hospitality Industry
for 15 years. Also a graduate of the NY Restaurant
school,and co owner of a catering company
Visit at the Fish
Creek House in Southwest Montana |
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